Gifting is hard! That’s why I *personally* gave it up years ago. But! If you are feeling ever so generous, below we’ve compiled the DEFINITIVE 2020 Cookie Gift Guide. See below for the perfect gift to get all of your friends, lovers, and ENEMIES!

(Classic) Red Cookie Sweatshirt

Are you looking for something that says, “I am concerned about both your warmth and current style?” Look no further than our red (festive!) cookie sweatshirt. It’s that classic medium quality that does in fact get softer with age, but let’s be real you probably won’t be handing it down to future generations.

DIY Gingerbuddy Set

Looking to do something a bit more intimate? Why not design an edible portrait of your recipient using a Gingerbread man, icing, and candies? Our kit includes 5 Gingerbuddies, so you can illuminate each layer of their complicated personality, and even stack them on top of each other to make this point really land.

Framed Cookie Photo

Nothing says “wow, wtf am I supposed to do with this?” than a framed professional cookie photo, and sometimes you want to challenge people with your gifts.

A Cookie Tarot Card Reading

With all of the uncertainty going on in the world, it might be soothing for them to know exactly which cookie flavors they will be enjoying in 2021. Give them that this year, it’s the least you can do.

Cookie Dough Wall Slam

Allow them to reconnect with their inner child, repressed rage and all, with our new game “Cookie Dough Wall Slam”. Simply buy them cookie dough from our shop, have them stand 8 feet away from a wall, and then start pelting cookie dough. Simple, you see? You can create targets and such, but you can also just throw dough at a wall, why complicate things. 

Cookie Onesie

All of your friends have kids now, yes? Get them the gift that they will grow out of almost immediately with our Strictly Cookie Onesie.

Cookie Earrings with a not-so-hidden message

Afraid a relationship is getting too serious and you need to slow things down, like maaaajorly? Gifting someone you’re sleeping with a pair of plastic cookie earrings will absolutely make your future intentions clear. You are welcome, but also you are probably getting dumped, just a heads up.

Cookie Pillow

Do you have a super lazy friend who probably won’t even take the time to recognize how passive aggressive this gift is? Then the cookie pillow is perfect. This guy even has ARM HOLES so they can nap away their future with ease. Only you will know the judgment they are also receiving with this 17 RMB present. 

Creepy Cookie Holding Mug

Do you want your friend to think of you every time they have coffee in the morning and be like, man what a weird gift I hope she’s ok? Gift them this terrifying mug that also holds cookies.

Custom Cookie Catch Phrase

Have some fun this holiday season and let us design and trademark a cookie catchphrase for you to gift! All we need from you is 5 words to describe the recipient, their favorite 90s sitcom character, 4 pieces of their hair, two sheets of felt, a couple of buttons, a container of pins, and a passionate essay outlining what they did to you to deserve pain oh wait ok no this is a voodoo doll, we’re making you a voodoo doll.

 
And remember! If you’re looking to keep it simple, we’ve got the classic cookie gifts below!